the signs when angry

eatprayzodiac:

“i’m fine :)” *makes passive little comments for a week*: VIRGO, libra
*gives you the cold shoulder to the point you get frostbite* *may or may not be also planning their revenge*: SCORPIO, capricorn
*uses their intuition to hit you where it hurts you most then cries about it when they’re alone*: CANCER, PISCES
*erupts into a volcano of pure fury* *is fine 0.5 seconds later*: SAGITTARIUS, leo, aries, gemini
*appears fine* *goes off over a tiny thing a week later*: taurus, aquarius

zodiac signs as hetalia ships

aph-fineland and I made a thing!

aries: dennor

taurus: gerita

gemini: spamano

cancer: belaliech

leo: taisey

virgo: hongice

libra: giripan

scorpio: fruk

sagittarius: pruhun

capicorn: auswiss

aquarius: lietpol

pisces: sufin

cinnamon roll: cancer, libra

sinnamon roll: virgo, capricorn

problematic fave: leo, sagittarius

problematic cinnamon: aries, aquarius

cinnamon fave: taurus, pisces

problematic roll: gemini, scorpio

badbitchastrology:

Accidentally hits you with their car:
Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces
Fucking planned that shit:
Aries, Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn