

Have low key passive-aggressive arguments with Romania over who has the cuter little brother.
((Please, no one add anything ship related onto this post.))
Norway: Iceland.
Romania: Moldova.
Norway: Iceland has the softest face ever. And have you ever seen his eyes? Those huge violet eyes of his?
Romania: Well, Moldova actually calls me Big Brother.
Norway:
Norway: *internally cries screaming* Excuse me. *walks away*