Okay so there’s Mari, whose alter ego is Ladybug, and she likes Adrien, whose alter ego is Chat Noir, and he likes Ladybug but he also calls Mari ‘Princess’, but Lady doesn’t like Chat that way because she’s Mari who likes Adrien and Adrien doesn’t like Mari that way because he likes Ladybug who is Mari and nobody actually has a crush on Chat except for me to be perfectly clear

Any questions?